why do these women always fall? I would think they would sprout wings and fly.

or in my wife's case, a broom

Jojo is this how your getting your bags?

everytime my ol' lady makes me run to the store for her, I get her 'Always with wings' so she can fly away and NEVER come back.....at least til dinner time anyway

I'm thinking about marketing a new product. A C4 lined purse with a remote detonator. Perfect for this situation. The only problem is that I think most of my orders would come from the Middle East...

Not to worry there is a domestic market here. My wife*cough* would like one, and my ex-boss.

Hey, db. What was it like jumping out of the plane?

As you can well see, The rapid decompression did wonders for me mug and teeth. Landed in a fucken huge pile of Handbags! The 280,000$$, well I invested in a brewery in Alberta Canada,Spent a bit on hookers, various recreational drugs, the rest I blew I'd do it all again 'Cept I woulda strangled the ching sellin the handbags!

I think women should carry 2 purses, one hidden and the other a decoy full of fresh cat shit.

Good idea Onlyoneoar, I'd rather see an exploding dye pack then the purse snatcher has to walk around with green dye on his face for three days.

what are they going to get,, a few rubbers,welfare check thats no good,some food stamps and a few chicken wings

wtf was shocking about that??? yeah a purse got stolen... i'm totally shocked...

Hey Banana; Quick! Flush your toilet! There's a creepy looking dude with glasses trying to lick asses.

that musta been a white woman, cuz if she was black...a chase would have ensued cuz shequita's cuzin Lonel in the driver seat waiting to peel off with the goods in the cart
shuttup it's funny

drive by snatching...

It looked more like a DIVE by snatching

he had a choice between two bags he chose the leather one.

i think that was one of jojos handbags.

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Shut the fuck up.

No, you shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up.

Her chronic noo ahahahaa. OWNED
Lol maybe i was driving

i got nothing,much like yar one

That was the other half just picking up his football tickets (sorry I tried to think of a good one for "picking up his...." but I all I could think of was football tickets)

Silly thief, ur suppose 2 rob them b 4 they go shopping so therz more ching

That would mean they were "Smart" thieves.

IN LADIES AINT a purse a snatch ,,,,,so did the thiveing cunt steal her snatch or her purse

oh well.... thay have just robbed some (LIPSTICK). (CIGARETTES). (TAMPAX) and.(BLUSHER)... what a bunch of FAGGORTS.!!..

I KNOW WHAT SURVIANLACE CAMS ARE GOOD FOR...........PUTTING SHIT LIKE THIS ON NT OTHER THAN THAT, THEY AREN'T GOOD FOR NOTHING... I DIDN'T SEE THE LICENCE PLATES

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Shut the fuck up.

A perfectly executed plan

Niggaz shouldn be allowed to drive cars or operate any kind of heavy machinery

or vote

Or use the same washrooms or water fountains

What is this world coming to when when people are too lazy to get out of the car and beat the victim unconscious before taking their purse? sheesh! Back in my day ...

It's a good way for the handicapped to get in on crime

That looks too easy.

Is the woman that had her purse snatched that got caught on CCTV Died?

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

I was wondering when you were going to tell yourself to shut the fuck up!
You're crazy, Spank!

You gotta hand it to those dimwits, snatching that lady's purse like it was a Mcdonalds happy meal was pretty clever! I mean the drive thru and all

another crime for spider man to stop

south africa we still take the cake! that bitch would not run with her legs shot off and her house keys stolen and her kids raped and left dead for her when she gets ut of hospital!

Hey, reaby. Don't forget, buddy- always look on the bright side of life.

dumb bitch.

BRIAN - It is bad enough me wasting my time on this site, but having to wait five minutes to waste it is just ridiculous! -

thats a guy thats good at his job. for him a beer!

thy doin that at mcdonalds drive thew

"There's nothing like a good snatch caught on tape."
What he said.

Drive thru snatch.lol

dunno.... dont got much to say...good work maybe?? shit i need another one
i love watchin the new guy at work take up the cause and mess up some peoples shit,gives me hope 4 the future of my kind!!!

One guy stole my moms purse, she was mean with him, she took his life, thanks to that I have to go visit her every fucking thursday on prission, and in the way back I put some flowers on that guys grave

GOAL III sucks balls...big time...

Ok NT; if comments like "shut the fuck up", get at least 5 votes everytime it's said then,
shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!
Alright, that should be enough for COTD. Thanks guys

you've got zero votes mate...

Oy dont snatch

lol@onlyoneoar

another potenial customer Jojo.

usually they do this the other way around

gutsy move

Shut the fuck up.

Lady: "Thank God they stole my Jojo purse! It was really starting to stink and turn all my coins green."

in 12 months time........jojogooodbags reallygoodbagsshitstitchi ngfallapartcrappyjapyhapp ytimebagladyshagsallntuse rstilltheybuyloopyladyhan dbags {ban}