He didn't break the bowl!!! Top man

Shit i had hoped that vid would never come out on the net.

I did not know they had a 7-11 on small sailing ships.

Someone put him in his car, he's way too pissed to walk home.

Been there many times That 7-11 is the Best

itizme izityou ?

Yeah, we seriously need to get him into rehab.
'cause that's what NTers do for one another.

nt'ers also rob his house while he's in rehab.

Trying to think what we'd make off with if we robbed Vic's mobile home. Hmmm Maybe an ole lady with a beer belly? His mullet toupee? (If he's not wearing it, of course) A shotgun or two? The singing wall-mounted fish? 500 lbs of packaged deer meat in the freezer? Keys to his pickup with the missing muffler and black garbage bag covering the rear window? His Dukes of Hazard and Hee Haw DVD collections? His southern rock cassette tape music collection? I don't know. I'm just thinking out loud. What do rednecks have worth stealing? Beer. That's it. *Snicker*
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(J/K, Vic )

Usually the lawn mowers are top-notch (and in good shape) so I've heard

i dont think he was drunk,i think he is a deep sea diver cos he has a bad dose of the bends

The shop was on a steep hill

thats just an asshole dressed up as me!!

someone has removed his spine

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=DGrffn_LKzE
ah the memories

LOL that was actually sorta funny lagertron.

oar you give a compliment and snatch it away for yourself .LOSE THE EGO

Sub-Zero's fatality

I think this should be called, "Innocent man fights Poltergeist in 7-11"

-I think it should be called "Joe Cocker visits a 7-11."

He'll say he was only slightly tipsy it was all down to the prescribed medicine.

it turned out he suffers from ms and was looking forward to getting drunk.

hey we all been there

in that same shop,wow there's a coincidence

He's not drunk - he's doing his best turtle impersonation

dont forget podblanc.com for unbiased media and the truth in todays multiculteral society

stormfront.org

some evil bastard opened a liquor store on one of those "mystery spots"

"Hey, whoever's moving the store, stop it right now."
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If you're already retarded, you probably shouldn't drink...hasn't stopped me though.

Gravity is a Muthafucker

walking in shops wasted is kinda fun sometimes but i cant say ive swung of a freeezer

I love the way he walks in 'Play it cool son, nobody knows you've been drinking'

fake

Am I the only one that caught that it was 10:47 AM in this video?

he works graveyard shift? and likes a drink or two after work?
probably not.

You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.

I used to get just like that after a fifth of vodka inside of 5 minutes.

Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=AtboTwW-Jao&feature =related

In another couple of minutes he will have shit himself , and yes i'm speaking from experience

LOL

wow that beer aisle really kicked his ass

Wow, It's true. The camera does add 5 pounds. Either that or I need to go on a diet.

Are we certain this guy is drunk and not just near sighted?

I wonder if they sucked his dick?

@ penis? i prefer the left nut sack
I don't think so, it could not stand straight

He definitely needed that 12 pack for the drive home!!

Disabled people should not be allowed to drink. I hope they don't sell this poor guy that beer.

Out of sight of the cameras Stephen Hawking shops like the rest of us.

Something tells me he would have failed a sobriety test.
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Oh, and What a death grip on that rack of brew! He couldn't pick his own nose, but MAN!, he wasn't letting go of that beer!

i hate being that drunk

FFS! I wouldn't have looked so bad if I could've found a drive-thru liquor store "come on then, I'm in a hurry..I got scooters to crush, light poles to bend, *hic* Buurrp*...

I get like that if I drink a lot, then someone shows up with weed, I take a few hits and it's over

scuse me! hic.im not as think as you drunk i am, please return me to the bar!

The good news is his friends came and picked him up and sat him on a ledge next to some stairs.

"i've fallen, and i can't get up!"

Haha i just saw this on youtube right before i came here. So funny. Fucked up they didnt let him buy the beer.

Little orphan Annie?

Denis Rodman's mulatto love child?

Who the hell switched on the 'under-floor beer magnet'

Who the hell told you to f up this thread

me thinks he jess needs a brewski
better get him to his car, heez to drunk ta walk
i dint think anybody wuz filmin me

yeah i remember that...that was a good day

Dam!!!looks like a dog with distemper :D

Rohypnol...

The thinking mans Vodka.

That dude is SMASHED!

A sure sign of too much

Is the Epic Drunk that Shatters The Curve On Drunkenness Died?

Shut the fuck up.

Spankmyass.. shh you are too drunk to talk. SHH!

That's just me Sunday nights after the Colts game

lol that was hilarious , what the fuck was he drinking give me some ?

well, where is my fucking vodka?

In my glass.

With a smidgeon of Red Bull. I'm about to grow some wings muthafucker.

Mack, you're a victim of marketing

methinks he had more than just beer...

methinks you're a cute female. Can we hook up? I can be playful.....

Newton was a fake!

A brilliant fake that is...

lmaso i would of just stayed down an opened another one

That's more than just beer! He wasn't too bad at the start until whatever he had hit him. You have to admire the confidence of thinking he can go and buy a case nonchalantly.

if he had used one of those fucked up trolleys he wud have walked straight,damn those wheels.

gallop gallop here you go myarse get off here its your new job in an offy ,dont drink it dry see you in an hour.i hour goes by.myarse whot are you doing out of the shop its only been an hour,whot the foooook you are pissed againe thats three jobs i`ve gotten you now and you have drunk them all dry hop on i`le take you home gallop gallop

Who pee's on their fuckin' goldfish Brian?

LMFAO...I was laughin so hard at this vid I Forgot what I was gonna say...Great vid Brian...

imagine this guy performing intense micro brain surgery on your gran...
epic drunk? HA! more like epic gonk!

The Zombie Apocolypse is here.

reminds me of the ether scene from "fear and loathing in las vegas."

NEVER AGAIN , how many times have i said that !
LAGERTRONS LIVER: YOU CUNT TOO MANY TIMES !!!!!

now we no mack brian shages his gold fish then pee`s on it

Does huffing get you this f'd up. Any huffers here?

Sorry team Blackfoot is suspended for huffing Leaded 88, (unfair competitive advantange over the rest of us)

LMAO, Now that's funny!!!

ime pisssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssing my self loughting whot a state

gas stations

ARRRGGGGG ive just stood on a live line,the life of a horse hey

Goddammit! Why is the world whirling round me???!!!!

He's not Drunk his Legs just won't hold up the rest of his body...

This guy literaly reminds me of my neighbor across the street. Guy is like pushing 50 and is always on some cocktail of prescription narcotics and alcahol. Some of the people that come and visit him leave his house like that dude in the vid. No kidding.The cop that lives next to me is waiting to nail him on something because some innocent person (like a kid) is going to get seriously hurt or killed. These jagoffs not only leave severly stoned and intoxicated but drives as well.

one bad apple dont spoil the whole bunch.

fuck thats lit
officially on vacation feel safe to fly now bitches!!!

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It’s fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."...

Just another Moldovian pedestrian

That is epic public drunkenness right there folks.

he was holdin his liquor

GALLOP GALLOP WUTANG OVER HERE HOWS IT GOING MAN IME ON FIRE GALLOP GALLOP

He needed that case of beer to sober up.

hare of the dog

He was drunker than a shithouse rat.

Dad?

He picked a bad day to start wearing his Frankenstein Boots.

i wonder how he made it to the store alive, i mean he had to cross at least 1 street

I want the same stuff he had!

he has more alcy in him than the whole shop

now thats will power. i would've given up a long time ago and passed out in that beer isle.

really only 8 min but this guy doesnt remember a thing

wobble's

aww, he's just hypoglycemic

sadly, in the past I have been there. Only in my case there was usually a crowd of people cheering me on. That was over 20 years ago though. But, yeah, I've been there.

gimme some of what this fuckers had.

horses can do it apals,you can turn them into cider

this moron gives white people a bad name. what a fucking loser.

OMFG HAAhahahahaha! hahahha aahahha how funny., damn im sitting here on my university and im dying., whahahahaha. haaaaahahahaha so good., what an ass.
EPIC!

Dude i dont think this guy's drunk...hes probably on a lot of ketamine or something

wat a fucked up guy. its 10:50am! wtf man! get ur shit straight

Yeaah best moonwalk i've ever seen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA holly shit this guy jus made my day...an the fact that im high rite now makes this video THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a stupid person

pmsl upside down tortoise comes to mind

its getting silly now.

The end is priceless. Almost on finish ...but roflmao

hahahaha!!! woohoo!! this dude rocks!!! fuck that was so funny i was cryin ma eyes out!!! I was almost asleep and ready to log off..but now im awake!! cheers mr paraletic..

broski see, broski do

A mind is a terrible thing to waste...... lol

man,was that funny.Fuck!

drunk or drugs??? He looks way out of it.

This is the ultimate adventure

he´s so bad drunken... oh god!

All Scottish men walk this way

MAN , gravity is WAY screwed up in that store

the grandpa....how like can load one only most in one go in? nevertheless, one is checked immediately... more normally points xDDD

by far the funnyest vid i ever seen
he made my day

Weekend at Bernies

Weekend at Bernies

I M GONNA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE IF ITS THE LAST THING I EVER DO AIN T NOBODY DRUNK LIKE ME AND YOU - NICE TUB HUBBLE ô¿Ò ♥ü♥

Nice exit strategy.

Is the Epic Drunk Shatters The Curve On Drunkenness Died?

LMAØ I HAVE FALLEN N CAN'T GET UP....HE LØØKS LIKE MY HØMIE JØRGE

I love how the clerk just points him towards the door and lets him fail, what if he would have pulled that coffee down on him, then this video could've been in multiple genres.

K HOLEEEE

you can do it, com on =)))))

at least now he'll show some empathy for cockroaches when they get flipped upside down

i've gotting drunk like that lol it was fun w i was on my lag w i hit the ground i couldn't get back up i said fuck it nite nite good thing i was in my wife arms she don't drink but she like w i do it funny i wake up nake :p

Yuuh deeeg??

Living in a gerbil ball fuck with your balance

Dumbass!!!

this completely breaks mjs moon walk dance by like 2000% nice drunk hobo guy ahahahah